Prior Quotes of the Day

14/11/2005: Telling computer guys that they need to have permission to quote things is like having to tell little children about Death. Ted Nelson

8/11/2005: People says Microsoft paid 14 million dollars for using the Rolling Stones song "Start me up" in their commercials. This is wrong. Microsoft paid 14 million dollars only for a part of the song. For instance, they didn't use the line "You'll make a grown man cry".

7/11/2005: You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
George W Bush

3/11/2005: I see that you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think you're fat? Cause you're not... and you could drink whole if you wanted. Napoleon Dynamite

2/11/2005: Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides; the pig likes it.
George Bernard Shaw

30/10/2005: You can't run from death forever..... but you can make the bastard work for it.

28/10/2005: Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.