Protesting is WEAK

After an almost 2 year gap - Double the Fist is being filmed for a second season in 2006.
The ABC produced dodgy-reality-Xtreme-satire has been described as a cross between The Goodies and Jackass, where each week Steve gives the team some kind of Xtreme task. Completion of said tasks earn the team members 'Fist' and the acclamation of the Xtreme community.

Recurring Segments
Letter of the Weak:
Steve reads out a letter he received during the week, and answers. All the letters in this segment are false. Steve is usually quite mean - most responses end with Steve yelling "You make me sick!" or "Don't ever watch this show again!"

What Was Weak?:
Reversed footage of Panda smashing something with a cricket bat. The viewer has five seconds to guess from the rubble what it was that Panda destroyed. Items include a garden gnome and an ostrich egg.

How Low Will You Go?:
Steve hits the streets of Australia to find how little money people need to be offered to do something disgusting. He will set out the challenge (such as drinking water drained from rubbish bins or eating five jars of mayonnaise in under an hour) and take bids. The person with the lowest bid can attempt the challenge, and if they succeed they get the money.

Watching the guy drink a jar of bin-juice is probably second in filth only to the pic that Caddies has posted.

Prepare to earn more Fist in 2006.

2006 Lamb advertising campaign

My fellow Australians,
The incidents of unAustralian behaviour over the past year was enough to make me choke on my lamb chops. And it was all down to one thing, not enough lamb.

For example, Australian models holidaying in Asia would get in a less trouble if they carried a couple of lamb chops in their handbags.

Lamb could have prevented the boofheads perpetrating violence on our beaches. It’s bloody hard to bash someone with a cutlet.

And we might not have lost The Ashes if our cricketers picked up lamb chops instead of mobile phones. Why on Earth did they dispatch lurid text messages to English trollops when plenty of Aussie sheilas would gladly target their middle stump?

Yet as mishaps spread across the land like bird flu through a Chinese chicken coop, what were we doing about it? Bugger all. It's time to remind ourselves of what lies at the core of our national identity: a lamb chop on a barbie.

Being Australian doesn’t mean you have to call the opposition captain a wanker even if he is. Or smother everything in tomato sauce ‘till it resembles an outpatient in a casualty ward. Or pull on a pair of budgie smugglers. I’d prefer you didn’t. And you don’t have to spend every Friday night on the piss ‘till your best friend looks like Elle MacPherson, throw up in the cab, then trip over the garden gnome before passing out on your front lawn.

In fact, to be as Australian as I am, don your apron--mine says, "Chop Gun"--whack some nice juicy lamb chops on the barbie, invite everyone over--if you can’t pronounce their name, just call them “mate”--and celebrate living in the best bloody country on Earth. So don’t be unAustralian. Serve lamb on Australia Day.

You know it makes sense, I’m Sam Kekovich.

Fickstic Gets Up

Since he is too damn lazy to post his own pics, below is Kran's promotion shot to First Sergeant. After a brilliant run in the last 200 of 20,000 points, he managed to get not only the basic pistol & knife badges, but the veteran knife on 19,998 points. Cutting it damn close - a worthy rank up.

Congrats Kran.













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