17/5/2006: Why is Haji holding a garage door opener? He doesn't even have a garage...
3/3/2006: I bought an Ant Farm once. They didn't grow shit. I said "How about some celery! You fuckers don't farm, and if I pulled off your legs, you would look like snowmen."
1/3/2006: Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
6/2/2006: Whoever said anything is possible, never tried slamming a revolving door.
1/12/2005: "At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."
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